Thursday, January 27, 2011

Bailey The Bear

Once upon a time, there lived a bear named Bailey. Bailey was a bad bear and stole all the honey from the bees. The bees became angry and started a war with all the bears because of Bailey. The rest of the bears were angry with Bailey for causing such havoc. Bailey was downtrodden from her lack of acceptance in the bear society. So Bailey became a binge eating bear. Her favorite food was honey much to the dismay of the bears and the bees. Soon the other bears and bees came to a consensus that they must subjugate her addiction. By this time Bailey was obese and not fit to protect herself against the bears and bees and birds joined too. Bailey was stricken speechlessssssssss and eatlessssss. She proceeded to barf up all the honey and the bees rejoiced, all their honey was back! The bearbulance arrived and took Bailey to the Bospital where she was treated for her binge and purge problem. With Bailey in rehab the Bears, the Birds, and the Bees all lived in harmony once more. Nature was back in order and all involved lived happily ever after..... Until the anorexic alligator came to town but that's another story.

by Haley Young

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